One of the worst jokes I've written

I study Arthurian legends out of Mordred curiosity.

Remember, they laughed at the Wright Brothers,

 but I think it was the clown suits they wore in their facebook pictures.


(Really wanted to use Google+ in this joke.C'mon, get more people to sign up!)

Existentialist Seuss

Mr Brown Camus, Can You?

motto

read fast, write young, leave a geeky-looking corpse

Short quote

He is third person omniscient, and everyone knows it. - me writing about me

An internet opinion template

(Something) is a plot by (insert bogeyman) to make us all (insert irrationality), but (insert institution) wants us to believe (insert fact)

People who shoot themselves while cleaning their guns

I laugh at their stupidity while simultaneously admiring their hygiene.