It can't love. I can't build cars. So we're even.

Whenever I think I'm getting too full of myself, I will interject into the conversation, "Because, of course, you are all robots sent here to test me." Amongst friends and family, they know I know when I'm being an ass. As for the robot sentiment in general, there is an actual term for it in philosophy and psychology: The Illusion of Central Position. Hence the name of my blog.