Rep. Allen West announces even more subversives in congress.

After US Representative Allen West claimed 78-81 members of Congress were in the Communist Party, his spokesperson clarified his remarks. "He also thinks there are 12 vegans, 47 tree-huggers, and 3 that shop at K-Mart." Rep. West has had quite a bit of trouble over his bomb-throwing remarks in the past. After declaring at a rally in Fort Walton Beach, Florida that he was no longer black, several members of the Congressional Black Caucus commented that the African-American community had long ago kicked him out, but had kept the information quiet out of respect for his family.

Fellow Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL) commented that at this point she wants to join the Communist Party just to wave the card in his face and watch his head explode. "Though he falsely claims he was a demolitions expert, it is true that his entire brain can be considered a hurt locker."

A poll in Rep West's district found 40% support for him, against 60% who want whatever medication the first 40 are taking.

Santorum: Parking Meters "Satan's Collection Plates"

In a startling press conference, former Senator Rick Santorum has called parking meters "Satan's collection plates". The claim was made that parking meters are only found in cities, which is also where the majority of colleges in this country are located. "Therefore by the mass transitive property," he said, "it's either pay up to the Satanic dark lord, or be forced into such liberal activities as taking the bus or even walking. Michelle Obama has advocated walking, and we all know she wants to run our lives. In fact, she wants us all to run for our lives." In point of fact, the First Lady has said we should be active for at least a half an hour a day, including running. Previously, Senator Santorum has said, "That's eight minutes, five times a day [sic], and you know what activity she means. Seriously, you don't? You know, a prayer rug, bowing... C'mon people, this is code. You should know it by now." Some of the traveling press corps have speculated that his high poll numbers may be an actual sign of diminishing educational standards in this country. But, as Santorum has said, people who learn stuff are "snobs".

So here are some questions on the works of Ayn Rand

1) How many backers did they have to go to for the movie version of Atlas Shrugged? And
2) are they all being paid the same? In gold?
Side note: The only things I learned from AS are that "please" and "thank you" are signs of moral weakness, and that she *really* hated Frank Capra movies.
Wait, I have more questions:
3) If Howard Roark is allowed to blow up the building he designed (previous book, The Fountainhead), then is Dagny Taggart allowed to wreck the rails going through liberal cities?
4) Dagny slept with a couple of guys, one of whom slept with an unfaithful wife. If she had gotten an STD, would it be okay if she used a cure developed by the CDC?
Last: 5) Why are any Ayn Randians on the US government-created internet?

I have more, but they'll wait. For the record, I did watch the movie, because I have a pretty good life and I wanted it to suck more.