Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Rep. Allen West announces even more subversives in congress.

After US Representative Allen West claimed 78-81 members of Congress were in the Communist Party, his spokesperson clarified his remarks. "He also thinks there are 12 vegans, 47 tree-huggers, and 3 that shop at K-Mart." Rep. West has had quite a bit of trouble over his bomb-throwing remarks in the past. After declaring at a rally in Fort Walton Beach, Florida that he was no longer black, several members of the Congressional Black Caucus commented that the African-American community had long ago kicked him out, but had kept the information quiet out of respect for his family.

Fellow Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL) commented that at this point she wants to join the Communist Party just to wave the card in his face and watch his head explode. "Though he falsely claims he was a demolitions expert, it is true that his entire brain can be considered a hurt locker."

A poll in Rep West's district found 40% support for him, against 60% who want whatever medication the first 40 are taking.

1 comment:

  1. And: "There are a lot of things that haven't been hammered at because Rick and Mitt have been going at each other," Foster Friess said during an interview on Fox Business News. "Now that they have trained their barrels on President Obama, I hope his teleprompters are bulletproof."

    Really...?! Commies and guns, Senator McCarthy would be proud...

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